MONICA!
MONICA!
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MONICA!

A libretto in search of a composer

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Kenneth Starr should go away.

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I tell you, though, it is a mystery,

I mean, I'm unfaithful and I lie.

I might be guilty of obstruction,

Yet my ratings are sky-high.

That must mean I'm a pretty good president,

Though how, I don't think I know.

But obviously I'm not Starr or Gingrich,

Which may be why they love me so.

Which may be why they love me so.

[Curtain.]

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