MONICA!

articles
Dec. 18 1998 3:30 AM

MONICA!

A libretto in search of a composer

(Continued from Page 27)

Kenneth Starr should go away.

Advertisement

I tell you, though, it is a mystery,

I mean, I'm unfaithful and I lie.

I might be guilty of obstruction,

Yet my ratings are sky-high.

That must mean I'm a pretty good president,

Though how, I don't think I know.

But obviously I'm not Starr or Gingrich,

Which may be why they love me so.

Which may be why they love me so.

[Curtain.]

  Slate Plus
Slate Picks
Nov. 21 2014 1:38 PM What Happened at Slate This Week? See if you can keep pace with the copy desk, Slate’s most comprehensive reading team.