MONICA!

MONICA!

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MONICA!

A libretto in search of a composer

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They wanna torpedo my agenda

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They hate me and Hillary.

But I will never let them ruin

Our dreams for a better world.

I tell ya, I never had sex with that woman

I never had sex with that

Girl.

[Months of investigation, legal wrangling, and public relations campaigning follow. Starr's tactics come under heavy fire, to which he responds.]

"Crossing the Line"

STARR: It's true Monica asked to lawyer up,

Which Bittman put the lid on.

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