As her up real close and personal touch.
I tell ya, it's Miss Monica's time to go.
CURRIE: She never comes
When he's really busy.
Rarely is there anyone around.
LIEBERMAN: Still the Secret Service wears a frown.
They shouldn't worry, he pats her down.
But I'm not kidding, it's time for her to go.
CURRIE: Maybe she would like the Pentagon.
LIEBERMAN: Good idea--don't wait!
CURRIE: Studly guys work at the Pentagon.
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