MONICA!

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Dec. 18 1998 3:30 AM

MONICA!

A libretto in search of a composer

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We'll bring in an intern,

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We'll bring in an intern,

Someone who's an expert with a phone.

We'll bring in an intern,

We'll bring in an intern,

I assure you, Mr. President--

Your routine here won't get blown.

PANETTA, ICKES, and CURRIE[solemnly agreeing]:

The presence of an intern will ensure

Your routine here won't get blown.

[The advisers depart, leaving President Clinton alone. He turns introspective.]

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