MONICA!

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Dec. 18 1998 3:30 AM

MONICA!

A libretto in search of a composer

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LEWINSKY: The election was held and the people have spoken,

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I can't believe what they had to say.

My boyfriend is still in office

And he might return to me one day.

You think perhaps that he will not want me

For all the trouble I've caused so far,

But he knows I can always make him happy

With my thong and my cigar.

CLINTON: The election was held and the people have spoken,

I can't believe what they had to say.

The removal threat is over,

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