MONICA!
MONICA!
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MONICA!

A libretto in search of a composer

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And I felt bad about her mommy's grilling

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Upon our little gridiron.

Illustration by Michael Sloan

The Democrats and liberals

Blast these tactics of mine,

But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do

When the president crosses the line.

He's crossed the line.

He's crossed the line.

Only a fool wouldn't stretch the rules

When the president crosses the line.

It may have seemed like dirty pool

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