I showed him my thong,
I let him take a long and ling'ring look.
I led him on.
He studied my thong,
And from that point I had the president hooked.
That night when I took the president some pizza,
I made sure that he knew that he could have a piece.
We went into the hallway by his study
And dispensed with formalities.
TRIPP: Oh please go on!
You must go on!
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