MONICA!

MONICA!

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Dec. 18 1998 3:30 AM

MONICA!

A libretto in search of a composer

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I never had sex with that n--

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Starr has spent $40 million,

There's desperation on his face.

An utter waste of public money,

A prosecutorial disgrace.

All he's got is some recordings

Made by a vengeful snitch.

I never had sex with that woman

I never had sex with that b--

A vast right-wing conspiracy

Is using her to beat on me.

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