The country doesn't need to know these things.
[Clinton's enemies reject his apology, and soon the House of Representatives begins the long process of impeachment. NEWT GINGRICH here discloses his approach.]
"Bring 'em Down" (dark, moody)
GINGRICH: Mustn't seem to be too cheerful,
Must remember to seem unhappy
That we're going to impeach.
Must remember to remain sober
As we undertake this chore.
At the same time, let's remember
To pin some stuff on Gore.
TODAY IN SLATE
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Americans do. But when blacks exhibit the same behaviors as others, it becomes part of a greater black pathology.
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The disease threatens humanity by preying on humanity.