MONICA!
A libretto in search of a composer
(Continued from Page 20)
To drag his people 'fore the jury.
We wasted lots of Vernon's time,
May have busted Bettie Currie.
His aides aren't the innocent bystanders
As they claim when they moan and whine.
They won't say what they know full well:
The president crossed the line.
He's crossed the line.
He's crossed the line.
I'd be a nitwit not to bend a bit
When the president crosses the line.
MYSLATE
Jamie Malanowski writes for Entertainment Weekly.
Click here to load comments.



Tornado Survivor Finds Her Missing Dog in the Rubble of Her Home During a TV Interview
Steve Jobs’ Dream Device Has Arrived, and It's Made by Microsoft
Do You Really Want to Know What’s in Your Genome?