When the president crosses the line.
[After months of denials and futile delays, Clinton finally testifies before the Starr grand jury and argues that, technically, he didn't lie.]
CLINTON: Depends what the definition of "is" is,
Depends on the meaning of sex,
"Alone together" is literal nonsense,
Before you reach conclusions, read your text.
[Afterward, he speaks to the nation, admits doing wrong, and apologizes, though grudgingly.]
CLINTON: Inappropriate was the nature of our actions,
And believe me I regret the whole damn thing,
But inappropriate are all these personal questions,
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