a) Was right about Clinton and Lewinsky.
b) Is compelled by law to investigate diligently and forcefully.
c) Has been patient with the stonewalling, deceiving Clinton.
Slate rating: +1
Paula Jones (The public's rating: -5)
a) Brought a legally dubious, gold-digging lawsuit.
b) Resisted a settlement that would have saved the nation much embarrassment.
c) Happily became a tool for Clinton's enemies.
a) Is vindicated because Clinton probably did it.
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