14. Will Starr subpoena the president?
a) No, Starr got enough on Monday to nail him.
b) No, Starr doesn't want to risk constitutional crisis.
c) Yes, Clinton ducked too many important questions.
d) Yes, just to annoy Clinton.
15 Starr is probably constitutionally barred from indicting the president. Whom will he indict in the Lewinsky matter?
a) Bruce Lindsey.
b) Vernon Jordan.
c) Betty Currie.
d) Bill Richardson.
e) William Ginsburg, just for the hell of it.
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