ESA
Merchandise
At
ESA, we don’t blow our own horn like those big shots at State, or
Defense, or Treasury. We’re not that way. We tend to sit in the
corner at interagency gatherings, talking among ourselves, or
minutely examining the toes of our shoes until it seems OK to make a
quiet exit. Sometimes we stop for a burger on the way home,
sometimes a Chalupa, but we never stay out very late, and we’re
pretty much always home by 11:00. We tend to shower at night, rather
than in the mornings, and we like to lay our work clothes out on the
bed in the guestroom so we can sleep in those few extra minutes in
the morning. We stop at 7-11 on the way to work and fill our 32-oz.
car cups with good strong coffee, and sometimes we like to use the
hazelnut creamer they have. Then we set the car cup carefully in the
cup holder of our Taurus and drive to work at five miles under the
limit, and when we get there we park on the west side of the
building so the car gets that nice afternoon sun and warms up a
little for the drive home. The point is, we keep to ourselves. But
when we step out, we do it in style—in official ESA merchandise!
You can too! Order now! And maybe your neighbors will say, as ours
do, “Oh, right. You’re that creepy guy who lives in 2B. You
wanna quit leaving your garbage in the chute room, please?” Vince
and Teddy T-Shirts Show
the world you’re down with Vince and Teddy!
100%
preshrunk cotton Sizes
S, M, L, XL, XXL $15.95 Abductee
T-Shirts Even
if you’re not a member of the world’s most exclusive fraternity,
you can still pretend you are, by wearing this shirt and hoping
people who read what’s written on it believe it’s true!
100%
preshrunk cotton Sizes
S, M, L, XL, XXL $15.95 Panda
T-Shirts They’re
never going to have a family, but you do!
Buy two or three for gifts!
100%
preshrunk cotton Sizes
S, M, L, XL, XXL $15.95 |
