Let’s talk about the out-of-office email Dan Kois just sent me.

The Art of Out-of-Office Auto Replies

The Art of Out-of-Office Auto Replies

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Aug. 28 2014 12:58 PM

You Should Email Our Boss

Do it today, becase summer’s end is nigh.

UPDATE: Dan is no longer on vacation, and his autoreply is no more.

You can reach Dan at Dan.Kois@Slate.com.

As you'll learn, Dan's taking a (well-deserved) vacation. So he might not get back to you right away.

But in the meantime, you can leave your comments, questions, and replies in the comments area below. Try to stay in verse.

Hope you have a long weekend and enjoy it. —Jeff and Jennifer