UPDATE: Dan is no longer on vacation, and his autoreply is no more.

You can reach Dan at Dan.Kois@Slate.com.

As you'll learn, Dan's taking a (well-deserved) vacation. So he might not get back to you right away.

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Hope you have a long weekend and enjoy it. —Jeff and Jennifer