Crazy Eyes Funny or Die sketch: How Orange Is the New Black would look if Uzo Aduba played every role (VIDEO.)

If Crazy Eyes Played Every OITNB Character, It Would Look Like This

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June 11 2014 4:03 PM

If Crazy Eyes Played Every OITNB Character, It Would Look Like This

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If, like me, you’ve chosen Crazy Eyes as undoubtedly your favorite Orange Is the New Black character, then it’s hard to picture Uzo Aduba in any other role—or sans her character’s signature Bantu knots, for that matter.

But if you’re curious how the show might’ve panned out had Aduba been cast as, say, Piper Chapman, Funny or Die has you covered. In this hilarious skit, Aduba takes a stab at auditioning for the aforementioned lead role, as well as everyone from Red (wig included) to Poussey. Unsurprisingly, she nails them all.

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