North Korea is notoriously bad at photoshopping photos of its supreme leader. An image recently released by North Korea’s state-run news agency showing Kim Jong-un and regime officials standing at a construction site is attracting ridicule for its horrendous doctoring. Clearly, the government doesn’t have the resources to fake photos like it fakes villages. Crowdsourcing to the rescue! Here, for example, North Korean officials are working with Congress to finally iron out a budget deal and get the U.S. government up and running again:
Here they are providing backup vocals at the VMAs:
Here they are struggling to return to Earth after a cloud of space debris has destroyed their space shuttle:
Here they are planning North Korea’s next missile launch from Fox New’s new Giant iPad Command Center:
Here they are working out an international meth purchase with a U.S.-based manufacturer:
Here they are solving the mystery of Stonehenge:
Here, Kim Jong-un receives legal advice in the brig of the Enterprise after trying to spark a war with the Klingon Empire:
Where will they appear next? With this image, now you can fake your own Kim Jong-un photos:
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