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Excedrin has developed a simulator that mimics the symptoms of a migraine. What other afflictions could we experience?

March 18 2016 7:15 PMIf You Give a Judge a MeetingA children’s tale by Sen. Chuck Grassley.
Feb. 24 2016 7:19 PMAn Inconvenient TrumpLike climate change, Donald Trump is an oncoming disaster that the GOP refuses to face.
Jan. 11 2016 5:32 PMEl Chapo Line Edits An exclusive look at El Chapo’s notes on Sean Penn’s interview of El Chapo.
Dec. 8 2015 12:23 PMSlate Voice: “Turn Off Your Heat”Listen to Reihan Salam read his case for lowering the thermostat during the winter months.
Oct. 7 2015 10:30 AMBut I Want ItMaybe you didn’t hear me. I really, really, really want it.
July 24 2015 6:04 PMDoes Donald Trump Own It?Test your knowledge of Donald Trump’s varied holdings.
June 26 2015 1:57 PMThe Antonin Scalia “Sick Burn” GeneratorFind out how the Supreme Court justice would insult you.
April 16 2015 6:07 PMOld SoloThe deeply emotional Star Wars sequel we actually need.
March 11 2015 6:31 PMAn Open Letter to 47 Republican Senators of the United States of America from Iran’s Hard-LinersYou have opened our eyes. We are brothers.
Jan. 23 2015 5:36 PMTurn Off Your HeatLiving in a cold home will make you a healthier, stronger, better person.
Dec. 17 2014 3:34 PMGreat to Hear From You, Harvey!Leaked emails from Hollywood big shots indicate a new trend of politeness and respect.
Nov. 18 2014 3:13 PMWho Said It: Will Smith’s Kids or a Famous Guru?Take the quiz.
July 7 2014 7:04 PMSlate Exclusive: Edward Klein Lunches With His Blood Feud Editor!Or how we imagine such a meeting would go.
June 6 2014 1:26 PMIpswich Middle School Sixth-Graders v. Standardized TestsArne Duncan, pay up!
May 14 2014 11:48 PMUse Our Fast-Food Generator to Build Delicious Items like the Chorizo Maple Syrup Dumpling
March 11 2016 11:02 AMThe Purloined LettersA crossword detective searches for clues to a puzzling mystery.
Jan. 27 2016 7:00 PMYou Want to Move to Canada if Trump Wins?Apply here.
Dec. 19 2015 11:52 PMStarkiller Base: The Contractor MemosBuilding a system-destroying, sun-draining superweapon is a big project.
Nov. 9 2015 2:47 PMI Think I Should Get More Credit for Killing HitlerAll I’m looking for is a thank you.
Aug. 6 2015 7:08 PMThe Ronald Raven Name GeneratorUse our widget to Rick Perrify your own name.
June 30 2015 2:23 PMWith This Withering Dissent, I Thee WedSubversive language of love from the Supreme Court’s losers.
April 22 2015 3:51 AMThe Slate Reincarnation MachineWho were you in a past life?
April 6 2015 10:02 AMThe Slate Starbucks Map Quiz, Volume 2Guess what each city is based on a map of its Starbucks locations.
Feb. 27 2015 6:28 PMThe Life Span of the Novel, From Pamela to Fifty Shades of GreyWhat the professors of the future will tell their students about E.L. James’ erotic opus.
Dec. 19 2014 4:05 PMThe James Flacco Name GeneratorUse our widget to Obamify your name.
Nov. 26 2014 12:57 PMObama’s Thanksgiving AmnestyWill the president’s turkey pardon start a wave of unauthorized poultry immigration?
July 22 2014 12:21 PMThe Victorian Orphan DietAnd other, better alternatives to the Paleo Diet craze.
June 19 2014 7:41 AMThe All-Mackerel DietThink your veganism or paleo diet makes you special? Think again.
May 28 2014 4:43 PMThe Empire Striketh BackAct 1, Scenes 1–2.
March 26 2014 5:33 PMGoop-ify Your Love LifeUse our widget to find out how Gwyneth Paltrow would describe your relationship status.