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Low Concept
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The New Disclaimer at the Bottom of CIA Emails
Revised language in the wake of the Petraeus affair.
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Lessons From the 2012 Election
What we learned about politics from the Obama-Romney race.
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“I’ve Barely Prepared for This Debate. Gonna Wing It!”—Mitt Romney
The race to lower expectations.
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How Would Mitt Romney Fix the Mitt Romney Campaign?
Imagining a Bain Capital takeover.
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Introducing the Revolutionary New Apple Store
We hope you like our remarkable, innovative designs.
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The Lost Endings to The Great Gatsby
For his masterpiece, Hemingway wrote 47 endings. Fitzgerald wrote 48!
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Kale of Duty
Why I choose to eat nothing but kale, ever, for the rest of my life.
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Homeschooling With Rick Santorum
The candidate teaches his children about contraception, nausea, and the separation of church and state.
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Why I Am Leaving Sea World
Resignation letters from Shamu’s trainer, Roger Goodell, and other disillusioned employees.
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Great Moments in Newt History
Imagining the strategic advice Gingrich has offered over the years.
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Cheer Up, Berlusconi
Vladimir Putin’s sweet attempt to bolster the flagging spirits of his dear Italian friend.
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The Republican War on Trick-or-Treating
The right doesn't want our kids to take handouts.
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The Joy of Unicorns
The real reason you never see the mythical one-horned beasts.
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Lizzie Borden, Dancing the Cha Cha Cha
Dancing With the Stars casts through the ages.
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You Can't Measure America's Grit
Hatred of sabermetrics comes to business and politics.
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Tackling a Person of Interest
What to expect from the Secret Service's new Twitter feed.
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Cats of War
The Pentagon's top-secret feline special-operations program, revealed.
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Osama Bin Laden, in Pakistan, in a Mansion
Match history's most-notorious fugitives to their evil lairs.
