If You Give a Judge a MeetingA children’s tale by Sen. Chuck Grassley.
An Inconvenient TrumpLike climate change, Donald Trump is an oncoming disaster that the GOP refuses to face.
El Chapo Line Edits An exclusive look at El Chapo’s notes on Sean Penn’s interview of El Chapo.
Slate Voice: “Turn Off Your Heat”Listen to Reihan Salam read his case for lowering the thermostat during the winter months.
But I Want ItMaybe you didn’t hear me. I really, really, really want it.
Does Donald Trump Own It?Test your knowledge of Donald Trump’s varied holdings.
The Antonin Scalia “Sick Burn” GeneratorFind out how the Supreme Court justice would insult you.
Old SoloThe deeply emotional Star Wars sequel we actually need.
An Open Letter to 47 Republican Senators of the United States of America from Iran’s Hard-LinersYou have opened our eyes. We are brothers.
Turn Off Your HeatLiving in a cold home will make you a healthier, stronger, better person.
Great to Hear From You, Harvey!Leaked emails from Hollywood big shots indicate a new trend of politeness and respect.
Who Said It: Will Smith’s Kids or a Famous Guru?Take the quiz.
Slate Exclusive: Edward Klein Lunches With His Blood Feud Editor!Or how we imagine such a meeting would go.
Ipswich Middle School Sixth-Graders v. Standardized TestsArne Duncan, pay up!
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The Purloined LettersA crossword detective searches for clues to a puzzling mystery.
You Want to Move to Canada if Trump Wins?Apply here.
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I Think I Should Get More Credit for Killing HitlerAll I’m looking for is a thank you.
The Ronald Raven Name GeneratorUse our widget to Rick Perrify your own name.
With This Withering Dissent, I Thee WedSubversive language of love from the Supreme Court’s losers.
The Slate Reincarnation MachineWho were you in a past life?
The Slate Starbucks Map Quiz, Volume 2Guess what each city is based on a map of its Starbucks locations.
The Life Span of the Novel, From Pamela to Fifty Shades of GreyWhat the professors of the future will tell their students about E.L. James’ erotic opus.
The James Flacco Name GeneratorUse our widget to Obamify your name.
Obama’s Thanksgiving AmnestyWill the president’s turkey pardon start a wave of unauthorized poultry immigration?
The Victorian Orphan DietAnd other, better alternatives to the Paleo Diet craze.
The All-Mackerel DietThink your veganism or paleo diet makes you special? Think again.
The Empire Striketh BackAct 1, Scenes 1–2.
Goop-ify Your Love LifeUse our widget to find out how Gwyneth Paltrow would describe your relationship status.