Today's Trump Apocalypse Watch.

Today's Trump Apocalypse Watch: Mosquitoes!!!

Today's Trump Apocalypse Watch: Mosquitoes!!!

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July 7 2016 5:23 PM

Today's Trump Apocalypse Watch: Mosquitoes!!!

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"The lizards are eating my face," Trump added.

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The Trump Apocalypse Watch is a subjective daily estimate, using a scale of one to four horsemen, of how likely it is that Donald Trump will be elected president, thus triggering an apocalypse in which we all die.

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