Rockabye Baby's Rihanna lullabies are the perfect way to put your IDGAF baby to sleep (AUDIO).

Put Your IDGAF Baby to Sleep With These Amazing Rihanna Lullabies

Put Your IDGAF Baby to Sleep With These Amazing Rihanna Lullabies

Brow Beat
Slate's Culture Blog
March 25 2016 5:47 PM

Put Your IDGAF Baby to Sleep With These Amazing Rihanna Lullabies

Rihanna
RiRi will lull your baby to sleep.

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If you’ve got a preternaturally hip baby and are looking for some new tunes to lull them to sleep, look no further than Lullaby Renditions of Rihanna. Rockabye Baby, the same team behind a gloriously awkward xylophone take on Kanye West’s “Gold Digger,” has now crafted an equally awkward xylophone take on “Rude Boy,” among other soothing renditions of Rihanna club bangers.

They’re all delightful—the cover of stripper anthem “Pour It Up” is a highlight—but where is “Work,” which currently sits atop of the charts, or the vengeful, badass 2015 hit “Bitch Better Have My Money”? The tots of the world deserve a cheery playpen-instrument rendition of those Rihanna staples. 

Aisha Harris is a Slate culture writer and host of the Slate podcast Represent.