Donald Trump really wants us all to believe he has a lot of friends—a lot of best friends. And to that end, he loves to name-check them in his speeches.

No one is safe from implication: If Trump is to be believed, Trump is best friends with Ted Cruz, was good pals with Michael Jackson, and probably sparred with his right-hand man Muhammad Ali back in the day. And if his foreign diplomacy style have you worried, never fear: He’s also got plenty of Chinese and Muslim friends, too.