In what has become an annual tradition of gleeful mockery, the movies that were loathed by nearly everyone this past year have once again “reviewed” themselves. The 2014 edition has some choice out-of-context one-liners that sum up critical reaction to such duds as A Million Ways to Die in the West, The Giver, and The Expendables 3.

“Embarrassing, no?” Will Smith asks in the scathingly reviewed Winter’s Tale. Yes indeed.