So far we're stuck with rumors about the casting of the upccoming Star Wars sequels, with nothing officially confirmed. But J.J. Abrams should seriously consider casting Bill Hader for all of the nonhuman roles. On Conan last night, the former Saturday Night Live star did spot-on re-enactments of the memorable deaths of Jabba the Hutt and Tauntauns.
Consider this Hader's official audition reel.
And for comparison:
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