As the 2012 RoboCup approaches and the Euro Cup unfolds, Slate V imagines what soccer played by robots might be like if one of the world's most excitable announcing pairs, Ray Hudson and Phil Schoen, called the game.
Get your laughs in now; these little sporting drones might control us one day.
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