Which BuzzFeed Quiz Are You? [QUIZ!]

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Jan. 28 2014 2:19 PM

Which BuzzFeed Quiz Are You?

Let’s be honest, we’re all hoping to get “Which Simpsons Character Are You?”

You’ve seen them—the BuzzFeed quizzes filling up your Facebook timeline, purporting to tell you which city you should live in, which Muppet you are, or which food matches your personality. You’ve probably taken three or four, and shared your results, just like 540,000 other people—even if you couldn’t quite figure out how you got the result you did. But which BuzzFeed quiz most perfectly expresses you?

  1. "Empire State of Mind"

    Jay Z and Alicia Keys

  2. "Sweet Caroline"

    Neil Diamond

  3. "London Calling"

    The Clash

  4. "Los Angeles"

    X

  5. "PARIS AU MOIS D’AOÛT"

    CHARLES AZNAVOUR

  6. "DO YOU KNOW THE WAY TO SAN JOSE"

    DIONNE WARWICK

  7. "YOU’RE THE INSPIRATION"

    CHICAGO

  8. ANYTHING BY A POP DIVA! I LOVE POP DIVAS!!
  9. "I Believe"

    the book of mormon

  1. MOSES
  2. ZECHARIAH, SON OF BERECHIAH
  3. JESUS
  4. MOHAMMED
  5. DANIEL
  6. THE SAPTARISHI
  7. NOSTRADAMUS
  8. THE ORACLE AT DELPHI
  9. JOSEPH SMITH
  1. THE O’REILLY FACTOR
  2. THE MUPPET SHOW
  3. TWIN PEAKS
  4. THE SIMPSONS
  5. VH1 DIVAS
  6. THE MACNEIL-LEHRER NEWSHOUR
  7. ADVENTURE TIME
  8. I DON’T OWN A TV
  9. WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?
  1. LEMON MERINGUE PIE
  2. TURTLE SUNDAE
  3. LARD LAD DONUTS LIKE IN THE SIMPSONS, MY FAVORITE SHOW!!!
  4. RASPBERRY SORBET
  5. TIRAMISU
  6. NO DESSERT PLEASE, I’M DIETING
  7. ANY DESSERT, AS LONG AS IT PERFECTLY MATCHES MY PERSONALITY!!!
  8. FRESH FRUIT
  9. CHERRY PIE FROM TWEDE’S CAFÉ IN NORTH BEND, WASH., JUST LIKE IN TWIN PEAKS, THE BEST SHOW EVER ON TV!!!!
  1. #NOMNOM
    NOM
  2. #WE'LLDO
    ITLIVE
  3. #DIVA
  4. #LATTERDAY
    SAINTS
  5. #WHOKILLED
    LAURAPALMER
  6. #PERFECTLY
    CROMULENT
  7. #METADICK
    JOKES
  8. #MEEPMEEP
    MEEP
  9. #ILOVE
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    QUIZZES
    ABOUTWHAT
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