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Sept. 27 2013 10:10 AM

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This is Banned Books Week in the United States, but Fifty Shades of Grey and Captain Underpants books aren't the only things getting banned. The French parliament voted to ban child beauty pageants. The U.S. Army banned soldiers from getting visible tattoos. A zoo resort in Britain even banned visitors from wearing clothing with giraffe, zebra, or leopard prints, which it says confuses the animals. Despite all these crackdowns, I hope you enjoy the latest Slate News Quiz (available where permitted by law).

Question 1 of 12

Iranian president Hassan Rouhani, attending the opening of the U.N. General Assembly this week, was successfully able to avoid what?

Iranian officials told the White House that even a handshake with Obama would have been politically "complicated" for a new president dealing with conservative elements back home.

Question 2 of 12

Tuesday's 7.7-magnitude earthquake in southwestern Pakistan was so powerful that it actually did what?

The narrow mud-and-stone island, 250 feet long and about the width of a tennis court, appeared off the port city of Gwadar.

Question 3 of 12

Swedish food scientists confirmed this week that castoreum is sometimes used as vanilla flavoring in commercial baked goods. Unfortunately, where does castoreum come from?

Castoreum can be disguised as a "natural flavoring" on American product labels.

Question 4 of 12

On Tuesday, a second county voted to secede and join Jefferson, a proposed new U.S. state on the border of which two existing states?

Question 5 of 12

Xiaolian, a 22-year-old man in Fuzhou City, China, is receiving much Internet attention for having what growing on his forehead?

The patient lost his nose to an infection, and surgeons decide his forehead was the best place to construct the new nose before transplanting it to the usual spot.

Question 6 of 12

The Obama administration proposed strict new regulations last Friday to cut what in half?

The controversial new EPA rules would only apply to newly built coal plants.

Question 7 of 12

Al-Shabab, which claimed responsibility for the mall attack in Kenya, is a militant group based in which other nation?

Question 8 of 12

According to writer Eric Schlosser's new book, what very nearly happened in Goldsboro, N.C., in late January 1961?

According to a newly uncovered report, three of the four mechanical safeguards failed on one of the bombs that was accidentally dropped by a B-52 when it crashed.

Question 9 of 12

Ted Cruz gave an epic 21-hour speech on the floor of the Senate in an attempt to rally support and attention for what?

Question 10 of 12

According to a surprising new Pew study, 15 percent of Americans literally never do what?

Some of the Internet-free would like to get online and don't know how, but fully a third of them say they just aren't interested.

Question 11 of 12

Whose party won re-election this week with their nation's biggest margin of victory in 23 years?

Question 12 of 12

Two cars on Chicago's Lake Shore Drive early Sunday morning got in an unusual hit-and-run accident when both collided with what?

The small plane's pilot made an emergency landing on the expressway after suffering a mechanical failure over downtown Chicago. The two cars drove off, and no injuries were reported.

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A meeting with President Obama

A vote on action in Syria

Two speeches by Israeli delegates

Breaking Bad spoilers

Made rivers flow backward

Drowned a surfer in Australia

Created a new island

Made the day 2.3 microseconds shorter

Antifreeze

Beetle wings

Human and rodent hair

The anal glands of beavers

Florida and Alabama

Maine and New Hampshire

Oregon and California

Virginia and West Virginia

A fir tree

A nose

A parasitic twin

A mustache

Carbon emissions from power plants

Emergency room waiting times

Imports of foreign oil

The number of federal websites

Mali

Pakistan

Egypt

Somalia

A successful private space launch

The assassination of Martin Luther King Jr.

A secret Kennedy-Castro summit

A hydrogen bomb explosion

The Keystone pipeline

Defunding Obamacare

Immigration reform

Ted Cruz

Shower or bathe

Use the Internet

Take a vacation

Read Pew studies

Angela Merkel

Jacob Zuma

Benjamin Netanyahu

Stephen Harper

A coffin

An airplane

An ice sculpture

An inflatable gorilla

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