Chen Guangbiao isn’t just some tycoon who wants to buy the New York Times—he’s also China’s “Most Influential Person,” “Foremost Environmental Preservation Demolition Expert,” and “Most Charismatic Philanthropist,” according to his spectacularly detailed business card, which circulated the Web on Wednesday.
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