What to expect from the Secret Service's new Twitter feed.

Tackling person of interest in undisclosed location.
10:07 a.m.

Performing a classified act.
10:10 a.m

Performing a classified act.
10:19 a.m

@ PressSec TMI.
10:25 a.m

Using some judo on some counterfeiters!
10:47 a.m

Renegade is secure.
10:07 a.m

Renegade is secure.
11:18 a.m

Renegade is on the move.
11:30 a.m

Renegade is secure.
11:41 a.m

Waiting outside men's room.
11:47 a.m

@ JoeBiden Stop that. We can see you doing that.
11:51 a.m

Waiting outside men's room.
11:55 a.m

Dialing my ear phone on my other phone. # ImportantBusiness
12:02 p.m.

Speaking into wrist: 'Whan that Aprille ...'
12:07 p.m.

Hands crossed, standing still, feeling good.
12:14 p.m.

Doing various top-secret things.
12:35 p.m.

Eating a sandwich through my sleeve.
1:30 p.m.

Escorting Renaissance to undisclosed vegetable location.
2:00 p.m.

Tackling a zucchini.
2:00 p.m.

Zucchini cleared.
2:03 p.m.

Escorting Renaissance to undisclosed small-children school.
2:25 p.m.

Child of interest brandishing scissors.
2:34 p.m.

Tackling child of interest.
2:35 p.m.

Nerve-pinching child into temporary paralysis.
2:34 p.m.

Child whimpering, cleared.
2:34 p.m.

Hands crossed, standing still, feeling good.
2:45 p.m.

Running really fast.
3:01 p.m.

Running not so fast.
3:05 p.m.

Still running, eating undisclosed Larabar from sleeve.
3:11 p.m.

Hands crossed, standing still, feeling good.
3:15 p.m.

At ease.
3:30 p.m.