Tiger Woods' Facebook Feed
|Tiger Woods Just wanted to let everyone know I'm fine, but the fire hydrant didn't fare so well. Hah hah. Elin acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me.|
|TMZ posted an article: Tiger and wife argued before crash.|
|Tiger Woods posted an Event: Tiger lost his phone!
Wow, can you believe someone stole my cell phone? So if you're in my phone, you might want to change your voice mail. Huge. Quickly. Bye.
|TMZ posted an article: Tiger's alleged mistress: I never saw his putter.|
|John Edwards wrote on Tiger Woods' Wall:
Deny it all. No one believes the tabloids, right?
|Tiger Woods posted a note: I have let my family down.
So that's why everyone is Googling “transgressions” right now.
|Gloria Allred and Rachel Uchitel are now friends.|
|Tiger Woods became a fan of Privacy.|
|Chinese TV posted a video: Re-enactment of Tiger Woods' accident.|
|Kobe Bryant wrote on Tiger Woods' Wall:
Hey, let me know if you need the name of a good jeweler.
|Elin Nordegren posted a photo: New House.|
I see you went in a different direction.
|Jamie Grubbs, Jamie Junger, and Kalika Moquin joined the group Tiger Woods Fan Club.|
|Phil Mickelson wrote on Tiger Woods' Wall:
I guess I'll quit cracking jokes about your inferior equipment.
|Jesper Parnevik sent Elin Nordegren a gift: Driver.|
|Holly Sampson posted a video: My latest project.
Facebook has removed this video due to terms-of-use violations.
|Bryon Bell wrote on Tiger Woods' Wall:
Hey, how's it going? Can't wait for my bachelor party, best man. I know you have something hot planned. Tell me it's Vegas!
|Mark Sanford, Rick Pitino, and Alex Rodriguez sent friend requests to Tiger Woods.
|Cori Rist, Mindy Lawton, and Joslyn James joined the group Tiger Woods Fan Club.|
|Joslyn James posted a photo album.
Facebook has removed this album due to terms-of-use violations.
|Tiger Woods added The Doghouse to the Places I've Been application.|
|Elin Nordegren added the Dogbook application.|
|TMZ posted an article: Oompas Claim Threeway with Tiger Woods.
You know, that one is so ridiculous it might actually help me.
Rachael Larimore is Slate's managing editor.
Photographs of: Tiger Woods by Lucas Dawson/Getty Images; John Gosselin by William Thomas Cain/Getty Images; Elin Nordegren by Ezra Shaw/Getty Images; Rachel Uchitel by Thos Robinson/Getty Images; John Edwards by Win McNamee/Getty Images; Bryon Bell by Scott Halleran/Getty Images; Phil Mickelson by Phillippe Lopez/AFP/Getty Images.