The Best of the Internet’s “Chris Christie Looks Like He’s Been Taken Hostage” Jokes
Chris Christie introduced Donald Trump tonight and looked very, very unenthused to be doing so. It looked kind of like Trump had taken him hostage, in fact. Internet wiseacres naturally made with the joking and the humor about it. Here are some highlights.
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 2, 2016
Solid.
When you're trying to signal the extraction team but nothing's happening https://t.co/odrdEvQWcQ
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) March 2, 2016
Funny.
When you realize that you might need to get used to egg noodles and ketchup for the foreseeable future. #shnook pic.twitter.com/t09joBPCy6
— Dave Zirin (@EdgeofSports) March 2, 2016
Goodfellas reference, but not an overdone one. Funny.
sec. christie, enemy nukes inbound. where's the president
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) March 2, 2016
[christie thinks about the day 12 yrs ago when he endorsed trump]
mr. secretary?
Chillingly plausible. Bonus points for implying a third term.
(Play with volume on.)
[Gob voice] I've made a huge mistake pic.twitter.com/l7KwQdNbZV
— Lyle Clip Art (@Kyle_Lippert) March 2, 2016
That one even got the love from Will Arnett! We've all made a huge mistake (by being born while Donald Trump exists).