I fully admit up front that this will make no sense to some people. But all you really need to know is that:

1) Wil Wheaton, actor, entertainer, and writer, loves the Los Angeles Kings hockey team,

2) He sometimes wears an astonishingly distressing horse mask,

and 3) We do occassionally enjoy teasing each other.

We had the following exchange on Twitter on the evening of Apr. 16, which I collected using Storify.

I know puns like that aren't for everyone, but I have never let that stop me from making a Nietzsche joke.