When it comes to penning baroquely articulated vitriol, Justice Antonin Scalia may rival William Shakespeare. His dissent on Obamacare brought us “pure applesauce” and “jiggery-pokery.” On Friday, he offered “mummeries” and “judicial Putsch.” In fact, his lexicon of argle-bargle insults is nearly bottomless. So what would your Scalia burn be? Find out with our generator.

All insults are taken from Scalia’s writing, though some have been lightly edited for grammar.