Smooth Operators: Ten Men Take Their Shirts Off for Slate
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Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
Getting to the Chest of the Weiner Scandal
Who cares if Anthony Weiner resigns? Let's move ahead to the question at the back of everyone's mind this week: Does Weiner wax? “It's obvious: Any man over six months old would not have a chest that smooth,” postured Esquire while the New York Daily News offered tips for men hoping to replicate the “smooth operator” Weiner look, presuming that the humiliated lawmaker utilizes some sort of hair removal strategy.
But isn’t it possible that the Weiner clan is just naturally hairless? Why is male hair removal worthy of mockery when female hair removal is accepted, even encouraged? On Thursday—one of the hottest days of the year—Slate asked men in Dupont Circle and on the Mall in Washington, D.C. to take off their shirts and share their thoughts on this topic. Sadly, hairier men were reticent to be photographed, so our sample is not representative. What this group does prove is that hairless chests abound in the nation’s capital.
Deshawn (pictured here) offered, "I have no time to shave my chest because I work out so damn much." (In acknowledgement of the embarrassment caused by having a shirtless photo emerge when one gets Googled, Slate agreed not to publish these men’s last names.)
Related story: Pretty Boys
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Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
Au naturel
Randy: "I never shave my chest, its just natural." -
Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
Anti-Shaving, Even in War Time
David: "I've had chest hair since I was 12. It doesn't matter to me if women do it, but if men do it, it gets ugly. What ever floats a man's boat. I got a friend who shaves everything. He's been doing it since the military. He fought in Vietnam and ever since then he has been shaving. I tease him all the time." -
Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
Born Hairless
Joe: "This is all natural." -
Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
The Anti-Metrosexual
Denis: "I can't even shave my face, and I think shaving your chest is metro." -
Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
Follicle Free
Jacob: “I don’t shave my chest. … I don’t even grow hair.” -
Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
Judgmental and Hairless
John: "I don't shave my chest, and I think it's fucking weird if you do." Would John feel differently if he was born hairier? Perhaps.
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Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
The Zen Approach to Chest Hair
Raphael: "It depends on the person, it’s all about balance." -
Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
The Masculinity Argument
Michael: "I don't think it's masculine to shave." -
Photograph by Sam Wolson for CREDIT: Slate.
The OCD Case for Hair Removal
Jonathan: “I have one or two hairs but would rather get rid of them all to be consistent.”Related story: Pretty Boys