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The Palins, Charlie Rangel, and Mitch McConnell's deficit-reduction plan.
John Boehner added "Speaker of the House" to his "Work and Education" information.
John Boehner Who superglued the gavel handle?? | |
Republicans posted a note: "Stuff to Do."
1) Repeal health care reform. 2) ?? | |
CNN posted an article: "Obama Hopes To Get Korea Trade Deal."
Barack Obama How about Lindsay Lohan for that actress from Lost? Lee Myung-bak No deal. | |
Presidential Bipartisan Deficit Reduction Commission posted a note: "Raise the Retirement Age, Reduce Medicare Costs, Cut Military Spending."
0 people like this. | |
Mitch McConnell posted a note: "Nuke the Deficit."
Republicans Brilliant! Democrats Worth a shot. | |
Glenn Beck posted a note: "George Soros was a Nazi when he was 14." | |
George Soros posted a note: "Glenn Beck is still 14." | |
New York Daily News posted an article: "Schumer Announces Ban on Caffeinated Alcoholic Beverage Four Loko."
Chuck Schumer Time to celebrate! Who wants an Irish coffee? | |
CNN posted an article: "Ghailani To Be Tried on 285 Counts of Murder, Conspiracy."
Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani Death to America! | |
CNN posted an article: "Ghailani Aquitted on 284 of 285 Counts."
Ahmed Khalfan Ghailani Death to America, except for its awesome justice system! | |
Charles Rangel is not attending the event My Ethics Trial. | |
Charles Rangel created the group Team Charlie 1 member. | |
The House Ethics Committee tagged Charles Rangel in a photo: "Punishment."
Charles Rangel You had to do the eyebrows. | |
Politico posted an article: "Two Democrats Say Arianna Huffington Stole Their Web Site."
Larry Flynt I want my cut! Hugh Heffner Me too. | |
Tina Brown posted a note: "Daily Beast, Newsweek To Wed." | |
Sidney Harman sent Tina Brown a gift: "Prenup" | |
Michelle Bachmann posted a note: "Down With Things I Arbitrarily Consider To Be Earmarks!" | |
Mitch McConnell posted a note: "Earmarks are protected by the Constitution."
Tea Party Know what else was protected by the Constitution? Hitler. | |
The TSA is interested in Random Play. | |
Transpoprtation Security Administration posted an album: "Hot or Not?"
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Roll Call posted an article: "Murkowski Wins Write-In Campaign." | |
Joe Miller created the group Campaign Against Literacy 2014. | |
The FDA posted a note: "New Horrifying Warning Labels on Cigarette Packs." | |
George W. Bush posted a note: "My new memoir, Decision Pints." | |
CNN posted an article: "Al Qaida Stitches Bombs Into Dogs."
Osama Bin Laden Now that's just effed up. | |
TLC posted a video: "Sarah Palin's Alaska."
Grover Cleveland And they said it was unpresidential when I wore dungarees. | |
Oxford University Press added "Refudiate" to the Group Words of the Year.
Sarah Palin It is an honor to even be nominimated. | |
The Democratic National Committee posted a note: "Tea Party Voters Propel Unqualified Candidate Over Competition."
Rand Paul Oh come on. DNC We're talking about Bristol Palin. | |
Tom DeLay is on trial.
Texas State Prison FYI, we already have someone here called "The Hammer." | |
The Hill posted an article: "Democrats Expand Leadership To Avoid Showdown." | |
James Clyburn changed his Work and Education information to "House Minority Hall Monitor." | |
Jon Kyl removed "Nuclear Arms Treaties" from his Interests. | |
Jon Kyl added "Screwing Obama" to his Interests. | |
The New York Times posted an article: "Heroic Afghan Dog Euthanized By Mistake in Arizona."
Arizona Didn't have his papers. | |
Ron Johnson posted a note: "In my first act as senator, I am abolishing all taxes in Wisconsin."
Mitch McConnell You're not a senator until January, Ron, and you don't have that power. Ron Johnson I will not tolerate typical inside-the-Beltway, business-as-usual thinking. | |
David Axelrod posted a note on God's Wall: "Please, we really need some good news." | |
CNN posted an article: "Dick Van Dyke Saved by Porpoise."
David Axelrod Not quite what I meant, but OK. God No prob. |
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