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Kagan, Steele, and how the Russian spies got caught.

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	Elena Kagan is attending the event Vapid and Hollow Charade.
	Amy Klobuchar sent Elena Kagan a Quiz. A) Team Edward B) Team Jacob Elena Kagan C) Team I Am Embarrassed for You and Our Entire Gender.
	Jeff Sessions suggested Elena Kagan become a fan of Gay Marriage, Abortion, and Judicial Activism. Elena Kagan Nice try.
	Lindsey Graham posted a note on Elena Kagan's Wall: Lindsey Graham What were you doing the night of the Christmas Day bombing attempt? Elena Kagan Eating Chinese food. Lindsey Graham Was it good? Elena Kagan Let's just say there was more than one underwear bomber.
	11 people joined the United States of America network. Agent X "The oolsSchay in ewNay erseyJay are erribleTay." Agent Y .elas no sriahc kced sah tegraT (Hint: Read backward!) FBI Damn these ciphers!
	Agent X Obama is boarding the helicopter. I repeat, Obama is boarding the helicopter. Vladimir Putin Who is your source, Agent X? Agent X He goes by the name "Wolf Blitzer."
	FBI tagged Anna Chapman in 250 photos.
	Maxim sent FBI a friend request.
	The New York Times posted an article: "Robert Byrd To Lie in Repose in Senate Chamber."
	Harry Reid posted a note: "Regulatory Reform." Jon Kyl You know, it's really hard to concentrate with this dead body right here. John McCain I'm still alive, dumbass.
	ESPN posted an article: "Ghana Defeats USA in Overtime, 2-1." Orly Taitz Congratulations, President Obama! Barack Obama I thought I was from Kenya. Orly Taitz Ha! He admits it!
	Entertainment Weekly posted an article: "Beloved Toy Story Trilogy Comes to a Happy Ending." Al Gore likes this.
	Politico posted an article: "Senate Fails To Extend Unemployment Benefits." Ben Nelson Happy Independence Day! You are now free from your tyrannical employers!
	125,000 people left the group Employed. Peter Orszag They were mostly census takers. Nancy Pelosi I demand a recount!
	BBC News posted an article: "Syphilis Rates Skyrocket in China." Rahm Emanuel Good work, doc. Ezekiel Emanuel Any time.
	Politico posted an article: "Alvin Greene Pledges to Send 80,000 Additional Alvin Greene Action Figures to Afghanistan."
	Barack Obama invited Benjamin Netanyahu to an event: "Two Steak Solution."
	Arizona sent Barack Obama a gift: Immigration Law.
	The Justice Department sent Arizona a gift: Eviction Notice. Arizona ? Eric Holder We gave you to Mexico. Felipe Calderón Bienvenidos!
	Michael Steele is no longer a fan of Afghanistan. DNC Stop rooting for failure! Don't cut and run! Support the troops! RNC Plagiarists.
	Michael Steele joined the group Embattled … Again. Rod Blagojevich Howdy!
	David Petraeus joined the Afghanistan network. Rolling Stone Profile? David Petraeus Sure. Meet you on a street corner in Kandahar, 2 a.m., just wave a U.S. flag around for a while.

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