Barack Obama's Facebook news feed.

Barack Obama's Facebook news feed.

Barack Obama's Facebook news feed.

The latest news from the president's profile.
Aug. 7 2009 6:51 PM

Barack Obama's Facebook Feed

Sotomayor, the Beer Summit, and the Vice Presidential Medal of Freedom.

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Patrick Leahy posted a note: Welcome, Judge Sonia Sotomayor.
Jeff Sessions
Hola, Sonya Sotomayer. Hablas ingles?
Tom Coburn
You've got lots of 'splainin' to do. Like, is a burrito just a small burro?
Lindsey Graham
I like you. In fact, you're my favorite Mexican.
Sonia Sotomayor posted a note: I have no thoughts, feelings, or opinions about the law. Or anything else.
The group Senate Judiciary Committee posted a note: Congratulations, Sonia Santamaria!
100,000 people left the network Aspiring Law Students.
Sgt. James Crowley posted a note on Henry Louis Gates Jr.'s wall:
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Henry Louis Gates Jr. posted a note on Barack Obama's wall: Little help here?
Barack Obama posted a note: "The Cambridge police acted stupidly."
Robert Gibbs
By "acted," he meant "are," and by "stupidly," he meant "awesome."
Barack Obama created the event Beer Summit, White House Lawn.
Joe Biden
Keg?
Barack Obama
You don't drink.
Joe Biden
What are you, my sponsor?
MSNBC posted a video: EXCLUSIVE: Coalition of the Swilling: Who's drinking what, and why.
Fox News posted a video: Developing: Obama May Switch to Wine Summit.
The New York Times posted an article: The Audacity of Hops: Is Racism Over?
The White House posted a photo gallery: Four guys drinking beer.
Washington Press Corps
FML
Andrew Young posted an note: John Edwards Made a Sex Tape.
The Hill posted an article: John Edwards Still $333,000 in Debt.
Larry Flynt posted a note on John Edwards' wall: Let's talk.
The group Blue Dogs posted a note: Health care reform is too expensive.
Barack Obama added the Dogbook application.
The Washington Post created the event Fun Salon for Health Care Execs!
Marcus Brauchli
Sorry. This event has been canceled.
The Washington Post posted a video Mouthpiece Theater: Super Offensive Edition
Marcus Brauchli
Sorry. This series has been canceled.
The Washington Post posted an article: Gawker Is Destroying Journalism!
Gawker
Right...
Joe Biden sent Barack Obama a video: Surprise Wedding Dance Entrance.
Joe Biden
Can we do this for SOTU? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-94JhLEiN0
Barack Obama
No.
The group Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor, and Pensions posted a note: Health care bill.
The group House Committee on Energy and Commerce posted a note: Health care bill.
The group House Committee on Ways and Means posted a note: Health care bill.
The group Senate Finance Committee created the event Important Closed-Door Negotiations.
Max Baucus
President!
Kent Conrad
Vice!
Mike Enzi
Dammit! Vice asshole.
Chuck Grassley
Asshole AGAIN.
Max Baucus
Ha! Employer mandate it is.
Barack Obama sent Edward Kennedy, Stephen Hawking, Harvey Milk, and Sidney Poitier a Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Joe Biden sent Ted Nugent, Steven Seagal, Tommy Shaw, Megan Fox, and Dame Judi Dench a Vice Presidential Medal of Freedom.
Robert Gibbs
Judi Dench?
Joe Biden
Don't hate the player...
Sarah Palin posted a video: Goodbye Speech.
Sarah Palin posted a video: William Shatner Reads Sarah Palin's Goodbye Speech.
Sarah Palin
He liked it!
Dr. Orly Taitz posted a photo: Barack Obama's REAL birth certificate.
Betsy McCaughey created the group Barack Obama Wants To Euthanize Old People!
Rahm Emanuel
Actually, just you.
Politico posted an article: 58 Percent of GOP Not Sure/Doubt Obama Born in U.S.
New York Times posted an article: 75 percent concerned costs will go up without health care reform; 77 percent concerned costs will go up with health care reform.
National Geographic posted an article: Six in 10 Americans Can't Find Iraq on a Map.
Time posted an article: 55 Percent of Americans Believe in Angels.
The Guardian posted an article: Americans Are Retarded: Poll.
Hillary Clinton posted an article on Bill Clinton's wall: Bill Clinton Picks Up 2 Women in North Korea.
Bill Clinton
I can explain.
Christina Romer posted an note: Economy Still Sucks Because of Bush.
Christina Romer posted a note: The Economy Is Getting Better Because of Us!
George W. Bush
Wait a sec--
Christina Romer
Shhhhhhhh ...
Chris Dodd posted a note: I Have Prostate Cancer.
Rahm Emanuel
OK great, now REFUSE TREATMENT UNTIL HEALTH CARE REFORM IS PASSED.
Barack Obama
Easy, Rahm, easy.
Harry Reid posted a note: "Cash for Clunkers" bill extended through August..
Bill Clinton
Is this just for cars?
Joe Biden posted a note on Barack Obama's wall:
Joe Biden
Dude, someone sent me this birth certificate that says you were born in Kenya.
Barack Obama
You're joking, right?
Joe Biden
Ha ha yeah, totally ...
Joe Biden posted a photo: Joe Biden's Birth Certificate.

Christopher Beam is a writer living in Beijing.

Chris Wilson is a Slate contributor.