Barack Obama Sent Somali Pirates a Trio of Snipers

100 days of Obama's Facebook news feed.

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News organizations have done an admirable job of recapping the first 100 days of the Obama administration. But rarely do we stumble across a primary source like Barack Obama's own Facebook feed. Scroll down for the full story.


	Barack Obama joined the Washington, D.C. network.
	Barack Obama is taking the oath of office.
	Barack Obama is taking the oath of office.
	Barack Obama deleted the group I'm a Lobbyist AND I Work at the White House!
	Barack Obama deleted the group Guantanamo Bay Detainees 4EVA. Khalid Sheikh Mohammed likes this.
	Reggie Love wrote on Beyonce Knowles' Wall. Not ready to put a ring on it, but I do like it.
	Joe Biden posted a note: 25 Random Things About Me. Chris Dodd #7 and #16 - Me too!
	Michael Steele created the group R to the N to the C.
	Rahm Emanuel updated his Education and Work info to Undersecretary of Go Fuck Yourself.
	Hillary Clinton, Tom Daschle, Robert Gates and others joined the group Cabinet.
	Hillary Clinton is adjusting :).
	Reggie Love joined the group White House Hotties. Tom Vilsack Welcome to the club! Steven Chu One of us, one of us, lol
	Senate Finance Committee invited Tim Geithner to the event Confirmation Hearing.
	Tim Geithner joined the group Cabinet.
	Senate Finance Committee invited Tom Daschle to the event Confirmation Hearing.
	Tom Daschle left the group Cabinet.
	Chuck Todd, Jake Tapper, Charlie Gibson, Anderson Cooper, Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, George F. Will, David Brooks, and Charles Krauthammer added the Twitter application.
	Joe Biden completed the quiz Which sexy man are you? with the result "Joe Biden."
	5 million people updated their Education and Work info to Unemployed.
	Barack Obama became a fan of Stimulus.
	Barack Obama invited the group Senate Republicans to the event Bi-Party!-sanship. Mitch McConnell Sorry ... Lost.
	58 people are fans of Stimulus.
	Susan Collins, Olympia Snowe, and Arlen Specter changed their political views to Moderate.
	61 people are fans of Stimulus.
	Paul Krugman is having an aneurysm.
	Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry created the group We Don't Need Your Stinkin' Money.
	Bobby Jindal, Mark Sanford, Sarah Palin and Rick Perry joined the Des Moines network.
	Michael Steele is When I say death, you say tax. Death! Death! Grover Norquist Tax! Grover Norquist Tax!
	Barack Obama added Canada to the Places I've Been application.
	Hillary Clinton added Egypt, Israel, Switzerland, the Palestinian Territories, Belgium, China, Russia, Turkey, Ukraine, Japan, Mexico, Brazil, and 37 others to the Places I've Been application.
	Joe Biden created the group "I Love ‘I Love You, Man,' Man.".
	Barack Obama posted a note to the group America. We are not quitters. Nancy Pelosi likes this. Bobby Jindal Why hello! Didn't see ya there. So what's the deal with volcano spending?? Say, wanna ride in my ice cream truck?
	27,198, 235 people left the group Jindal 2012.
	Barack Obama is no longer a fan of Iraq.
	Barack Obama is a fan of Afghanistan.
	Gordon Brown invited Barack Obama to the event Long-Ass Press Conference. Barack Obama Sorry ... Lost.
	Barack Obama is a fan of Stem Cell Research.
	Dick Cheney wrote on Barack Obama's Wall. http://tinyurl.com/c45gh5
	Barack Obama is OUTRAGED about AIG bonuses. Robert Gibbs He really is.
	Barack Obama posted a video: Me on Leno!.
	Hillary Clinton posted a video: Me on Leno in 1997.
	Barack Obama sent a friend request to Iran.
	Dick Cheney created the group Barack Obama: Enemy Combatant.
	Barack Obama sent the Queen of England an iPod.
	Barack Obama sent Somali Pirates a Trio of Snipers.
	John Boehner posted an article: GOP Alternative Budget.
	10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.
	Paul Ryan posted an article: Alternative GOP Alternative Budget.
	10 million people left the group Likely Republican Voters.
	Joe Biden completed the quiz Are you on a boat? with the result "You're on a boat."
	Barack Obama added Turkey to the Places I've Been application.
	Barack Obama deleted "Armenian genocide, 1915-18" from Interests.
	Sasha Obama and Malia Obama added the Dogbook application.
	Neil Cavuto sent Barack Obama a tea bag. Rachel Maddow !!! Neil Cavuto ? Rachel Maddow ;)
	Rick Perry left the network United States.
	Barack Obama posted an article: Torture Memos.
	Dick Cheney and David Boies are now friends.
	Barack Obama deleted "prosecuting torturers" from Interests.
	Barack Obama added "prosecuting torturers" to Interests.
	Hugo Chavez sent Barack Obama a book.
	Dick Cheney invited George W. Bush to the group Barack Obama IS ACTUALLY HUGO CHAVEZ. George W. Bush Sorry ... Lost.
	Arlen Specter joined the group Democrats.

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