The first parody of Barack Obama's Between Two Ferns video is here, and it's a naked stab at virality from Dinesh D'Souza. He's coming out with a sequel to his film 2016: Obama's America, a film simply titled America, in which the premature multiverse death of George Washington prevents this country from ever being founded. That concept didn't burn up the Internet, so we have this.
I'll admit laughing at the pardon request.
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