Had the Republican National Committee just held off and taken the snow day to itself, the Internet would have had plenty to mock. The White House had launched an "ACA bracket," a strange Cronenbergian mish-mash of NCAA hype and gifs, complete with malapropisms about YOLO-ing. Surely, this was as bad as youth outreach could get.
A sharp-eyed Democrat notes that this man, who says he "shouldn't have to check my bank account before I fill up my car," is apparently driving an Audi.
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