Opening Act: Cash for Bees

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May 7 2012 8:17 AM

Opening Act: Cash for Bees

Distriction transcribes the "corrections" from SNL's Fox and Friends skit -- which was, apparently, a replacement for a more topical Obama/OBL sketch.

It is not illegal to discard a Christmas tree.
John Wilkes Booth was not wearing a hooded sweatshirt when he shot President Lincoln, nor were the Lincoln’s attending a staging of “The Vagina Monologues.”
There is no federal program called “Cash for Bees.”

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