Answer by Jennifer 8. Lee, Colbert, Today show, Early Show, CNN, etc.:
Don't try to be funny.
That was the piece of advice that was repeatedly given to me in 2008 when my friends first heard I was booked on The Fortune Cookie Chronicles, on in America. I had never watched a full episode of The Colbert Report because not only do I not have cable, but I also don't own a (which makes me a bit of an oddity, but very productive).to talk about my book,
A friend who writes for, Rachel Axler, advised over instant messaging that with and , "The only way to come off looking bad is to try and out-funny them." Colbert is a tougher interviewer, so "just be calm and roll with the weirdness," she said. Or as my friend Dana explained: "Colbert comes from an tradition, and the first rule in improv is never deny. In other words, treat the outrageous things that he says at face value and segue into your points—don't brush them off. And keep talking. He needs the author to keep talking in order to riff."
Appearing on The Colbert Report as an
Colbert: "I eat apple pie every morning—with a jack and coke—and a bald eagle egg omlette."
Jenny: "Well, there are exceptions—and you are clearly an exceptional American—for most would say Chinese food."
Other things he might do:
- Introduce the idea that the Chinese are taking over the world, starting with the restaurants. ("If that happens, I'm hedged. I speak Chinese, what about you?" or "That might happen. I suggest that your kids learn to speak Chinese. My mom's a tutor.")
- Bring up any comment about the fact that were copied from the Japanese by the Chinese. ("We don't feel so bad about it. They've been copying us for centuries.")
- Of course, ask about the middle number as initial. ("The Chinese love the number eight. The Beijing Olympics are starting at 8 p.m. on Aug. 8, 2008. They really wanted this Olympics.")
Colbert greets his guests before the show, where he briefly explains his character to people who have not seen it. (In person, he is nothing like on television: very thoughtful with an almost professorial air.) Guest interviews last about six minutes, which under the lights and in front of a live audience seems simultaneously like an eternity and an instant. Something I wasn't expecting was that Colbert would shift the interview to. (So what did I say? "I started working on this book several years ago, and now I'm talking about it on your television show." It was what popped into mind.) Something we did anticipate correctly was the apple pie line.
And then it was over. At the moment the lights went out, I slumped in exhaustion down in my chair. Colbert reached over the table, calmly smiled and said, "Don't worry. You did great."
Here's is the video. I have never watched it in its entirety. It's like reliving trauma.
More questions on Television:
TODAY IN SLATE
Meet the New Bosses
How the Republicans would run the Senate.
The Government Is Giving Millions of Dollars in Electric-Car Subsidies to the Wrong Drivers
Scotland Is Just the Beginning. Expect More Political Earthquakes in Europe.
Photos of the Crowds That Took Over NYC for the People’s Climate March
Friends Was the Last Purely Pleasurable Sitcom
This Whimsical Driverless Car Imagines Transportation in 2059
Did America Get Fat by Drinking Diet Soda?
A high-profile study points the finger at artificial sweeteners.