Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Making this obvious joke (about how to balance the budget) ...In the future, everyone will be secretary of Health and Human Services for 15 minutes. ... 6:15 P.M..
Pointing out that Homeland Security secretary Janet Napolitano has made the sort of mindless PC-trumps-common sense statement that gives Democrats a bad name--calling for "parity" in security on the Mexican and Canadian borders:
"We shouldn't go light on one and heavy on the other," she said of the Canadian and Mexican borders.
"This is one NAFTA, one area, one continent, and there should be parity there."
That's because of the vicious Canadian drug gangs now threatening to take over Vancouver. ... Or is it bootleg CuddleCore CDs? ... Update: An alert reader emails to note that drug-gang violence is erupting in Vancouver , although on nothing like Mexico's scale. ... 6:08 P.M.
Tedisco--the Republican-- will win that New York special election on the absentee vote , no? Nate Silver is ducking .... Maybe there'll be a write-in surge for Taraji P. Henson ! Ha ha ha ha. ... 6:02 P.M.