Well, this is interesting. The Internet today revealed a mash-up of two incredibly popular things: Game of Thrones and goats yelling like humans. There's not much to say here, except that squealing goats and sweeping orchestral theme songs make a surprisingly hilarious combination, and that, though goats yell for all sorts of reasons, in this context they mostly seem to be horrified witnesses to the Red Wedding. Enjoy, give thanks to Youtube user Marca Blanca, and keep your fingers crossed for a direwolf version.
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