There’s no way to intellectualize this: This is just two minutes of goats yelling like humans. It’s the end of the day, after all. And maybe you’ve seen some of these before, but finally someone strung them together into a full 125 seconds of goats shrieking, shouting, squealing, and hollering (but never bleating!) just like real human beings.
OK, so maybe we can just add this one thing. Here’s what the Spanish dude asks the goat at 2:01:
Muchacho: Zapatero. What do you think of the government under [then President José Luis Rodríguez] Zapatero?
Goat: [Spits, yells]
Muchacho: Well, me too. And what’s your take on the government of the Canary Islands?
Muchacho: And the local island government?
Oh, and don’t miss the dog’s reaction at 2:01.
TODAY IN SLATE
Blacks Don’t Have a Corporal Punishment Problem
I Bought the Huge iPhone. I’m Already Thinking of Returning It.
Scotland Is Just the Beginning. Expect More Political Earthquakes in Europe.
Lifetime Didn’t Think the Steubenville Rape Case Was Dramatic Enough
So they added a little self-immolation.
Two Damn Good, Very Different Movies About Soldiers Returning From War
The Most Terrifying Thing About Ebola
The disease threatens humanity by preying on humanity.