|LeBron James is no longer in a relationship.|
|Cleveland is wondering what it did wrong. Isn't there some way we can fix this? I'll do anything!
It's not you, it's me.
|Cleveland sent LeBron James a gift: Our eternal souls.|
|The New York Knicks, New Jersey Nets, Chicago Bulls, Los Angeles Clippers, and Miami Heat are now friends with LeBron James.|
|Cleveland is writing "Shitness" on 6 million T-shirts.|
|Dwyane Wade created the group Free Agent Summit.|
|LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Amare Stoudemire, and Joe Johnson joined the group Free Agent Summit.|
|Joe Johnson wonders if anyone realizes he's not really that good.|
The Atlanta Hawks sent Joe Johnson a gift: Max contract.|
|David Lee created the group Pale Free Agent Summit.|
|Brad Miller, Luke Ridnour, J.J. Redick, and Brian Scalabrine joined the group Pale Free Agent Summit.|
|Brian Scalabrine wrote on David Lee's wall: "Let's play together in Utah!"|
|Nate Robinson created the group Li'l Free Agent Summit.|
|Earl Boykins created the group Li'lest Free Agent Summit.|
|The Cleveland Plain-Dealer posted an article: "LeBron James source says Cleveland Cavaliers still have the edge."
|Jay-Z tagged LeBron James in a photo. |
I am also able to get jiggy with it!
|The New York Post posted an article: "Source: Nets have edge over Knicks in LeBron derby."
World Wide Wes
The Sacramento Bee is about to report that LeBron is "strongly considering" the Kings. Heh heh.
|Mikhail Prokhorov added Akron to the Places I've Been application.
Akron peoples, please direct me to local disco, beach for jetski, and nickel mine.
|Mikhail Prokhorov removed Akron from the Places I've Been application.
Is like Newark in Siberia.
|Spike Lee is in pre-production on LeBron Doin' Work.|
|Spike Lee is digitally replacing Ray Allen with LeBron James in He Got Game.|
|Spike Lee is changing his name to Spike LeeBron James.
Getting a little creepy.
|James Dolan sent LeBron James a gift: 50 percent of Cablevision|
I'm crazy ... crazy rich!
|Nike tagged LeBron James in a photo.|
Offer only redeemable in New York City.
|Mikhail Prokhorov added a gold mine to LeBron James's farm in Farmville.|
Gold is good, yes?
|New York launched its "C'mon LeBron" campaign.|
|Americans Against Virginity launched its "C'mon A.C. Green" campaign.
Dexys Midnight Runners likes this.
|LeBron James completed the quiz Where Will LeBron James Play in 2010? with the result "In the NBA."
So you're telling me there's a chance!
|LeBron James completed the quiz Where Will LeBron James Play in 2010? with the result "In the NBA. Except not for the Clippers. Never. Never in a billion years."
I wonder if J.J. Redick would sign for the max ...
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