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|Barack Obama created the event Winning the Future.
|Barack Obama sent Charlie Sheen a friend request.|
|Joe Biden added "tiger blood and Adonis DNA" to About Me.
Haha, good one.
I'm not in trouble?
No way, that shit's hilarious.
|Joe Biden poked Robert Gibbs.|
|The Supreme Court posted a note: "The First Amendment Protects Assholes, Too."
Westboro Baptist Church
The Supreme Court
Don't test us.
|James Franco is "hosting" the "Oscars" "tonight." Please "tune in" "."|
|Gawker posted a video: "Was James Franco Stoned?"
I was squinting to compensate for Anne's saucer eyes.
|Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences tagged Colin Firth in a video: "Best Actor"
Th- th- th- ...thank ... thank ...
|Apple posted a note: "REVEALED: iPad2 Fits In Your Hand, Makes Calls."|
|The Associated Press posted an note: "New Jersey Rep. Rush Holt Defeats Watson in Jeopardy! Contest."|
|The Star-Ledger posted an article: "New Jersey Devastated by Cyber Attack."|
|Rahm Emanuel added "Mayor of Chicago" to his Work and Education Info.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Sorry, I haven't been able to say that in, like, 10 weeks.
|John Thune left the group Possible Presidential Nominees for the Republican Party to Flirt With, Before Settling on Mitt Romney|
|Roll Call posted an article: "John Boehner Warns of Government Shutdown."
No, please, don't ensure my re-election.
Careful, John. It's reverse reverse psychology!
|CNN posted an article: "Muammar Qaddafi Losing Touch With Reality."
Oh, no. He must be on Charlie Sheen.
|The New York Daily News posted an article: "Tension in Libya spreads to Yemen, China, Iran, and the National Football League."|
|Anti-Defamation League tagged Julian Assange, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and John Galliano in the note "Anti-Semites Control the Media!"|
|Scott Walker created the group Ban Unions--Except the Ones That Vote Republican|
|Scott Walker posted a note: "Prank Call Elimination Act of 2011."
This law unfairly discriminates against real, hardworking Americans.
You tell ‘em
|Darrell Issa sent Kurt Bardella a note: "You're fired. (bcc: Mark Leibovich)"|
|Chris Dodd joined the group Motion Pictures Association of America.
You said you weren't gonna become a lobbyist.
I wasn't. Then I saw "Drive Angry 3D."
|Rolling Stone posted an article: "Military Practiced Psy-Ops on John McCain."
What do you think of the farm bill?
Send more troops.
|Jasmine Devine posted a note on Craigslist: "Passable TS/CD Seeks Closeted Republican Congressman."|
|Barack Obama and Mark Zuckerberg were tagged in a photo: "Leader of the Free World Meets With Barack Obama."