Click here to see recent feeds.
|Barack Obama created the event Winning the Future.
|Barack Obama sent Charlie Sheen a friend request.|
|Joe Biden added "tiger blood and Adonis DNA" to About Me.
Haha, good one.
I'm not in trouble?
No way, that shit's hilarious.
|Joe Biden poked Robert Gibbs.|
|The Supreme Court posted a note: "The First Amendment Protects Assholes, Too."
Westboro Baptist Church
The Supreme Court
Don't test us.
|James Franco is "hosting" the "Oscars" "tonight." Please "tune in" "."|
|Gawker posted a video: "Was James Franco Stoned?"
I was squinting to compensate for Anne's saucer eyes.
|Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences tagged Colin Firth in a video: "Best Actor"
Th- th- th- ...thank ... thank ...
|Apple posted a note: "REVEALED: iPad2 Fits In Your Hand, Makes Calls."|
|The Associated Press posted an note: "New Jersey Rep. Rush Holt Defeats Watson in Jeopardy! Contest."|
|The Star-Ledger posted an article: "New Jersey Devastated by Cyber Attack."|
|Rahm Emanuel added "Mayor of Chicago" to his Work and Education Info.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Sorry, I haven't been able to say that in, like, 10 weeks.
|John Thune left the group Possible Presidential Nominees for the Republican Party to Flirt With, Before Settling on Mitt Romney|
|Roll Call posted an article: "John Boehner Warns of Government Shutdown."
No, please, don't ensure my re-election.
Careful, John. It's reverse reverse psychology!
|CNN posted an article: "Muammar Qaddafi Losing Touch With Reality."
Oh, no. He must be on Charlie Sheen.
|The New York Daily News posted an article: "Tension in Libya spreads to Yemen, China, Iran, and the National Football League."|
|Anti-Defamation League tagged Julian Assange, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and John Galliano in the note "Anti-Semites Control the Media!"|
|Scott Walker created the group Ban Unions--Except the Ones That Vote Republican|
|Scott Walker posted a note: "Prank Call Elimination Act of 2011."
This law unfairly discriminates against real, hardworking Americans.
You tell ‘em
|Darrell Issa sent Kurt Bardella a note: "You're fired. (bcc: Mark Leibovich)"|
|Chris Dodd joined the group Motion Pictures Association of America.
You said you weren't gonna become a lobbyist.
I wasn't. Then I saw "Drive Angry 3D."
|Rolling Stone posted an article: "Military Practiced Psy-Ops on John McCain."
What do you think of the farm bill?
Send more troops.
|Jasmine Devine posted a note on Craigslist: "Passable TS/CD Seeks Closeted Republican Congressman."|
|Barack Obama and Mark Zuckerberg were tagged in a photo: "Leader of the Free World Meets With Barack Obama."
TODAY IN SLATE
One of the most amazing feats in chess history just happened, and no one noticed.
Grandmaster Clash One of the most amazing feats in chess history just happened, and no one noticed.
JurisprudenceThe Extraordinary Amicus Brief That Attempts to Explain the Wu-Tang Clan to the Supreme Court Justices
Amazon Is Officially a Gadget Company. Here Are Its Six New Devices.
Uh-Oh. The World’s Oceans Have Broken Their All-Time Heat Record.
The NFL Explains How It Sees “the Role of the Female”
Amazon Is Now a Gadget Company
How to Order Chinese Food
First, stop thinking of it as “Chinese food.”
Behind the Scenes
“It’s Not Every Day That You Can Beat the World Champion” An exclusive interview with chess grandmaster Fabiano Caruana.