Barack Obama's Facebook Feed
Japan, Peter King, and al-Qaida's new women's magazine.
Japan was tagged in a photo: | |
Godzilla is scared shitless. | |
The New York Times posted an article: "Quake Moves Japan Closer to U.S."
Hawaii Sup. | |
New York Post posted an article: "Japan Nuclear Plant: Biggest Meltdown Ever?"
Charlie Sheen That's nothing. | |
CNN posted a video: "After Tsunami, Japanese Behave According to Japanese Stereotypes." | |
Gilbert Gottfried What do you get when you cross a tsunami and a nuclear explosion? Stir fry! | |
Gilbert Gottfried Why do the Japanese eat so much Ramen? Because it's easy to make: Just add water. | |
Gilbert Gottfried Did you hear about the Japanese stock market? It crashed on purpose! | |
Aflac and Gilbert Gottfried are no longer friends. | |
John Boehner posted a note: "Cut the Budget—or We'll Shut Down the Government!"
Barack Obama OK, shut it down. John Boehner OK, I will. Barack Obama OK, do it. John Boehner OK, watch me. Barack Obama Cool, when? John Boehner Soon, just you wait. Barack Obama ... John Boehner I swear, I'll do it. | |
Peter King deleted the group Muslims | |
Peter King created the group Muslim Terrorists Keith Ellison What about moderate Muslims? | |
Peter King created the group Moderate Muslim Terrorists | |
Faker Ali and Pretendulah Hussein sent NPR a gift: "Totally Real Donation." | |
The House of Representatives added "Defund NPR" to its Interests
Eric Cantor Consider that, bitches. | |
Sari Horwitz posted a note: "Catcher in the Rye, by Sari Horwitz." | |
The Independent posted an article: "Al-Qaida Launches Women's Glossy." | |
Al Qaida posted an article: "Not-Back-to-School Issue! What To Wear at Home, Alone" | |
Al Qaida posted an article: "Quiz! Is Your Man a Sayyid Qutb or an Ayman al-Zawahiri?" | |
Al Qaida posted an article: "Zero Red-Hot Sex Tips!" | |
Nate Dogg signed off. | |
Cass Sunstein added "Regulate" to his Favorite Music | |
The United Nations created the cause "No-Fly Zone." | |
Muammar Qaddafi created the photo gallery "Fly Zone":
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Sharron Angle hates Washington so much she's trying a third time to get elected to Congress. | |
CNN posted an article: "State Department Spokesman P.J. Crowley Calls Treatment of Bradley Manning 'Counterproductive.'" | |
P. J. Crowley sent Hillary Clinton a gift: "My resignation." | |
Hillary Clinton sent P. J. Crowley a gift: "Your soul back." | |
Evan Bayh posted a note: "The Senate Is Ruined by Lobbyists, Moneyed Interests, and Shallow Ideology." | |
Evan Bayh added added McGuire-Woods, Apollo Management Group, and Fox News to his Employers. | |
MSNBC posted an article: "Silvio Berlusconi Had Sex With Prostitute 13 Times."
Italy Shameful. Silvio Berlusconi In a row! Italy Benissimo! | |
Bill Keller posted a note: "I Think Aggregation Sucks." | |
The Huffington Post posted an article: "Keller: I ... Suck." | |
Julianne Moore tagged herself in a photo:
Tina Fey No pressure! | |
Sarah Palin added India to the Places I've Been application.
Sarah Palin Hello to all my slumdog millionaires!! | |
AOL sent 900 people a note: "Good Bye!" | |
David Broder is dead, on the one hand. |