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|Japan was tagged in a photo:|
|Godzilla is scared shitless.|
|The New York Times posted an article: "Quake Moves Japan Closer to U.S."
|New York Post posted an article: "Japan Nuclear Plant: Biggest Meltdown Ever?"
|CNN posted a video: "After Tsunami, Japanese Behave According to Japanese Stereotypes."|
|Gilbert Gottfried What do you get when you cross a tsunami and a nuclear explosion? Stir fry!|
|Gilbert Gottfried Why do the Japanese eat so much Ramen? Because it's easy to make: Just add water.|
|Gilbert Gottfried Did you hear about the Japanese stock market? It crashed on purpose!|
|Aflac and Gilbert Gottfried are no longer friends.|
|John Boehner posted a note: "Cut the Budget—or We'll Shut Down the Government!"
OK, shut it down.
OK, I will.
OK, do it.
OK, watch me.
Soon, just you wait.
I swear, I'll do it.
|Peter King deleted the group Muslims|
|Peter King created the group Muslim Terrorists|
What about moderate Muslims?
|Peter King created the group Moderate Muslim Terrorists|
|Faker Ali and Pretendulah Hussein sent NPR a gift: "Totally Real Donation." |
|The House of Representatives added "Defund NPR" to its Interests
Consider that, bitches.
|Sari Horwitz posted a note: "Catcher in the Rye, by Sari Horwitz."|
|The Independent posted an article: "Al-Qaida Launches Women's Glossy."|
|Al Qaida posted an article: "Not-Back-to-School Issue! What To Wear at Home, Alone"|
|Al Qaida posted an article: "Quiz! Is Your Man a Sayyid Qutb or an Ayman al-Zawahiri?"|
|Al Qaida posted an article: "Zero Red-Hot Sex Tips!"|
|Nate Dogg signed off.|
|Cass Sunstein added "Regulate" to his Favorite Music|
|The United Nations created the cause "No-Fly Zone."|
|Muammar Qaddafi created the photo gallery "Fly Zone":
|Sharron Angle hates Washington so much she's trying a third time to get elected to Congress.|
|CNN posted an article: "State Department Spokesman P.J. Crowley Calls Treatment of Bradley Manning 'Counterproductive.'"|
|P. J. Crowley sent Hillary Clinton a gift: "My resignation."|
|Hillary Clinton sent P. J. Crowley a gift: "Your soul back."|
|Evan Bayh posted a note: "The Senate Is Ruined by Lobbyists, Moneyed Interests, and Shallow Ideology."|
|Evan Bayh added added McGuire-Woods, Apollo Management Group, and Fox News to his Employers.|
|MSNBC posted an article: "Silvio Berlusconi Had Sex With Prostitute 13 Times."
In a row!
|Bill Keller posted a note: "I Think Aggregation Sucks."|
|The Huffington Post posted an article: "Keller: I ... Suck."|
|Julianne Moore tagged herself in a photo:
|Sarah Palin added India to the Places I've Been application.
Hello to all my slumdog millionaires!!
|AOL sent 900 people a note: "Good Bye!"|
|David Broder is dead, on the one hand.|
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