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Egypt, CPAC, and Christopher Lee's next gig.

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	Hosni Mubarak is thankful he's not president of Tunisia.
	Hosni Mubarak Oh.
	The network Egypt is unavailable.
	CNN posted an article: "Egypt Detains Google Executive Wael Ghonim."
	Google tagged Hosni Mubarak in a photo:
	CNN posted an article: "Egypt Frees Google Executive Wael Ghonim."
	Kenneth Cole tagged Hosni Mubarak in the photo gallery "Best Dressed Dictators."
	Hosni Mubarak posted a List: "Things I Will Concede." Internet restored, but only in its 1997 form. State-run TV now merely state-supervised. Favorite goblet laithed from dissident bone. One pyramid. Muslim Brotherhood can speak, but only when spoken to. Aircraft carrier-turned-yacht now just aircraft carrier. No more emergency law--oh wait, emergency! Klondike bars.
	Glenn Beck posted a note: "Mubarak = Moo + Barack = Obama's Cow = President Obama is MILKING Egypt for $$$. Q.E.D."
	100,000 people joined the group Resign Mubarak! Hosni Mubarak No thank you.
	500,000 people joined the group Resign Mubarak! Hosni Mubarak I am honored to be your leader.
	1,000,000 people joined the group Resign Mubarak! Hosni Mubarak It is my sacred duty to lead my people.
	The Egyptian Army joined the group Resign Mubarak! Hosni Mubarak OK.
	Al-Jazeera posted a video: "Egypt's Quest for Democracy." Bill O'Reilly Wait, but Al-Jazeera hates ...democracy ... but .... doesn't ... make... sense...
	Bill O'Reilly was tagged in a photo:
	The Black Eyed Peas untagged themselves in a video: "Super Bowl Halftime Performance."
	Ben Roethlisberger won't take loss for an answer.
	Conservative Political Action Conference is now friends with GOProud. CPAC No homo.
	Jim DeMint created the group Boycott CPAC! GOProud I just love how passionate you are. Jim DeMint You ... you do?
	MSNBC posted an article: "Cheney Booed at CPAC."
	CPAC joined the group No Fly List.
	The Washington Post posted an article: "Web Domain Types Will Expand."
	The Republic National Committee updated its Web sites to HarryReid.loser, BarackObama.muslim, NancyPelosi.fugly, JohnKerry.dbag, and StenyHoyer.actuallythisguyisok.
	Joe Biden updated his Web site to JoeBiden.bfd
	Donald Trump posted a note on America's Wall: "Job application."
	George Will posted an article: "Don't Rule Out Santorum." Google Yes, do.
	CNN posted an article: "Giffords was eying Senate run before suffering massive brain injury." Harry Reid So what's the problem?
	The Phoenix posted an article: "Mitt Romney Rewrites ‘No Apology' Book to Be More Conservative." Mitt Romney And for that I do not apologize.
	Christopher Lee tagged himself in a photo:
	Christopher Lee has resigned.
	The Democratic National Committee tagged Mitch McConnell in a photo:
	Arizona posted an article: "Lawsuit against the federal government for failing to fix all of our problems."
	Donald Rumsfeld added Known and Unknown to his Virtual Bookshelf. John Kerry "Unknown," like those WMDs? Donald Rumsfeld More like your face after I'm done with it.
	Huffington Post and AOL are in a relationship. Howard Kurtz Psst. He's too old for you.
	Arianna Huffington created the group Win the Past!
	Jon Kyl, Joe Lieberman, Kent Conrad, Kay Bailey Hutchison, and Jim Webb joined the group "Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, You're Cool, Fuck You..."
	Keith Olbermann posted a video on Current TV Kim Jong-il We have captured great American reporter Keith Olbermann. Bill Clinton Sorry, busy

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