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WikiLeaks, DADT, and the guy who elbowed Obama in the lip.
Posted Friday, Dec. 3, 2010, at 2:37 PM
|Julian Assange posted 250,000 notes.
Please tell me this is just your porn collection.
In a manner of speaking.
|New York Times posted an article: "SCANDAL: U.S. Officials Consider Qaddafi Unstable, Sarkozy Arrogant, Putin Incompetent."|
|Ban Ki-moon updated his Personal Information:
Hillary Clinton likes this.
|Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, and UAE left the group Secret Iran Hater Club and joined the group Iran Hater Club.|
|The Guardian posted an article: "China Prepared to Abandon North Korea."
Wonder what this button does.
Wait, OK, sorry! What do you want?
|The New York Times posted an article: "A Wild Wedding in Dagestan, Russia."
Prince William likes this.
|Sweden added Julian Assange to the group Alleged Rapists.
It's true. You monster.
She was asking for it.
|Mike Huckabee posted a note: "Assassinate Julian Assange."
"Love thy neighbor"?
Neighbor? He's from Australia!
|PBS created the TV show "Where in the World Is Julian Assange?"
Well he'll ransack Pakistan / and run a scam in Scandinavia
|Jimmy Wales edited his Work and Education information to "DIFFERENT Megalomaniacal Wiki Founder."|
|Amazon is no longer selling bandwidth to WikiLeaks.
You're abetting censorship!
Users who bought this also bought "Cry Me a River" and "Prison Break - Season One."
|The CIA posted a note: "Pfc. Bradley Manning's Complete Gmail Archives."
Pfc. Bradley Manning
What? It's transparency.
|Julian Assange tagged Bank of America in a photo:
|Alan Simpson and Erskine Bowles posted a note: "Deficit Commission Report."
0 people like this.
Got an idea.
|Julian Assange posted a note: "Deficit Commission Report."
34,265,233 people like this.
|The Texas Tribune posted an article: "Judge May Rule Death Penalty Unconstitutional."
George W. Bush
See Karla? You can come back now. Karla?
Karla Faye Tucker
|CNN posted an article: "Report: 70 Percent of Military Personnel Don't Oppose Gays."
This survey is biased. They should have called them "twinkle toed nancy poofs."
|NBC posted an article: "Senate Rejects Earmark Ban."
Fun while it lasted. Who wants a museum?
|Shirley Nielsen signed off.|
|Fox News posted an article: "NASA Discovers Microbes That Thrive on Arsenic."
Uh, we were talking about you.
|CNN posted an article: "Obama Elbowed in Lip During Basketball; Needs 12 Stitches."
You should see the other guy.
|E! posted an article: "Bristol Palin Finally Loses on Dancing With the Stars."
It's OK, honey. This makes me relatable.
|The World Cup added Qatar to its Destinations.
Remember our deal.
|125 members of the group Guantanamo Detainees joined the Qatar network.|
|Julian Assange posted a note: "WIKILEAKS EXCLUSIVE: Winner of the 2010 Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series, or Motion Picture Made for Television."
That's the last straw. Send in the drones.
Christopher Beam is a writer living in Beijing.
Chris Wilson is a Slate contributor.